Fractured Quotes

The Almighty, Creator of the Universe and everything in it, including Charles Darwin and John Scopes…

Some of the oldest and most famous quotes are from the Bible, like The Ten Commandments.  But that’s just what got written down. I bet there was more. I bet Moses had questions for God.

Moses: Dear Heavenly Father, we thank thee for these Ten Commandments.

But dear Lord God must there not be others? Surely there must be more of God’s laws?

There was all around a bright light that shineth from the Heavens down upon Moses and the bushes near him lit upon fire and a voice spaketh thus…

God: Well DUH! YA Think? Of course there are more laws….but let’s just give these a try and see how the people do with them. As soon as the United States Congress can get all of these right, we’ll give them some more!